Good evening..
We hope you’re all
doing well
tonight
and let’s get to the news.
President Trump said,
in an interview yesterday,
that a coronavirus vaccine
would be available
“within a matter of weeks.”
Yeah, but
how many weeks?
Is this like one of those deals
when parents talk
about their babies
now?
How old is Caden?
“He’s 59 weeks!”
That’s right, President Trump
said, in an
interview yesterday,
that a coronavirus vaccine
would be available
“within a matter of
weeks.”
Trump loves to talk
about everything in weeks.
The vaccine is coming in weeks.
His healthcare plan
is coming in weeks.
Pretty soon, his rally crowds
will be
chanting,
“208 more weeks!”
I’m just kidding about that.
They would never do that math.
During a campaign rally
in Ohio yesterday,
President Trump claimed
the coronavirus
poses
little threat to young people
and said,
“Take your hat off to the young
because they
have
a hell of an immune system,”
and, for once, I agree with him.
Everyone
there should definitely
take off their hat.
President Trump yesterday
accused Democratic
leaders
of fabricating
late Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s
final
statement, in which
she said that her dying wish
was that her vacant seat
be filled
by the
winner
of November’s election.
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